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If drinking is interfering with your work, you''re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you''re probably an alcoholic.
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
Draft beer, not people.
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Always do sober what you said you''d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don''t drink too much. Then again, don''t drink too little.

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