Andy Warhol Quotes

Looking at store windows is great entertainment because you can see all these things and be really glad it's not home filling up your closets and drawers.

I would rather watch somebody buy their underwear than read a book they wrote.

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

The interviewer should just tell me the words he wants me to say and I'll repeat them after him.

You really have Social Disease when you make all your play work. The only reason to play hard is to work hard, not the other way around like most people think.

Machine's have less problems. I'd like to be a machine, wouldn't you?

I love him, I worship him. I masturbate to Duran Duran videos.

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

When reporters asked the Pope what he liked best about New York, he replied 'Tutti buoni'-everything is good. That's my philosophy exactly.

Land really is the best art.

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.

I never read, I just looked at pictures.

The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying.

If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it.