Anonymous Quotes

It's easier to apologize than ask for permission.

Don't let what you can't do interfere with what you can do.

Let nothing disturb thee; Let nothing dismay thee; All things pass; God never changes. Patience attains All that it strives for; He who has God Finds he lacks nothing.

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If the dogs are barking at your heels, you know you're leading the pack.

If at first you don't succeed, assassinate everyone who knows you failed.

I think modern science should graft functional wings on a pig, simply so no one can ever use that stupid saying again.

This is too much reality for a Friday.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

If a cow and a half and a calf and a half can eat a bale and a half of hay in a day and a half, how many waffles does it take to shingle a dog house?