Bette Midler, American Singer. Entertainer, Actor Quotes

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot. I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it.

Give a girl the correct footware and she can conquer the world.

I didn't belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes!

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

It's the heart afraid of dying, that never learns to dance; It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the chance; It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give; And the soul afraid of dying, that never learns to live.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.