George Burns, (1896-1996), American Comedy Actor Quotes
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out. And you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
The secret of acting is sincerity. If
you can fake that, you've got it made.
It's good to be here.t , it's good to be anywhere.
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work.s long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don’t wear anything else on it -- like lunch or dinner.