Johnny Carson, (1925 - 2005) Quotes
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready?
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, It was all right but I liked the book better.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun, than you can get with a kind word alone.
He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.