Lewis Carroll (pseudonym of Charles L. Dodgson) Quotes

The horror of that moment, the King went on, "I shall never forget." "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it.

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday -- but never jam today.

If everybody minded their own business, the Duchess said in a hoarse growl, "the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here? "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to." Said the Cat. I don't much care where -- Said Alice. Then it doesn't matter which way you go, said the Cat.

'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'

The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'

The question is, said Alice, whether you can make words mean so many different things. The question is, said Humpty Dumpty, which is to be master -- that's all..

The question is, said Alice, whether you can make words mean so many different things.The question is, said Humpty Dumpty, which is to be master -- that's all.

If everybody minded their own business, the Duchess said in a hoarse growl, the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

There is no use trying, said Alice; one can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen. When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. .