MAD Magazine Quotes
Many a good egg ends up getting beaten.
Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can only afford these things through a life of crime.
These days, the problem with many neighborhoods is that there are more hoods than neighbors.
The suburbs are where they cut down all the trees and then name the streets after them.
We’re living in an age where lemonade is made with artificial ingredients and furniture polish is made with real lemons.
Good hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even when you wish they were.
Most people still believe in a hard day’s work, but they also believe it should be spread out over the course of a week or two.
Most bosses never lift a finger at work, unless it’s to point out something you did wrong.
Most people don’t mind a hard day’s work, just as long as they’re not in that day.
America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign.