Robin Williams Quotes

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table's ready.

Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses. She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?!'

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.

Commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair: God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

Spring is nature's way of saying 'Let's party!'

God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

Nowadays when you go on a plane, the sweet little Southern stewardess comes out and goes Ladies and Gentlemen, before we board flight 5 we are just going to do a few random bag checks. These are totally random. I'm just going to read off a few names. Hassan bin Seen, Akin bin Led, Havun bin F**ked, Judy Smith. 14 Arabs and a blonde. Every Black man and every Hispanic man in the room is going ... Thank you God !

Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go...All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle. ?