“The Simpsons” Quotes
If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
After all, God works for us. Our prayers pay His salary.
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
The sooner kids talk, the sooner kids talk back.
If you go back in time, don’t step on anything.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!
If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?
People die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow!