Woody Allen, American Director, Screenwriter, Actor, Comedian Quotes
Showing up is percent of life.
If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering; and it's all over much too soon.
If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.
I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean? I have a tendency to... If I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
If my film makes one more person feel miserable, I'll feel like I've done my job.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.