Beer Quotes
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Give a man a beer, he'll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he'll be drunk the rest of his life.
I drink, therefore, I am.
Drink triple, see double, and act single.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.