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Pickup Lines Quotes
- "Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today."
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- "May I see you pretty soon?
Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
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- "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
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- "Hey, baby, What's your sign?
Stop."
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- "I can tell that you want me.
Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
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- "I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
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- "Haven't we met before?
Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
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- "I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone."
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- "What sign were you born under?
No Parking."
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- "I'd like to call you. What's your number?
It's in the phone book.
But I don't know your name.
That's in the phone book too."
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- "So, wanna go back to my place?
Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
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- "Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
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- "He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator."
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- "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
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- "You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon."
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- "You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room."
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