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  • "Your body is like a temple. Sorry, there are no services today."
    By: Unknown
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  • "May I see you pretty soon? Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
    By: Unknown
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  • "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
    By: Unknown
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  • "Hey, baby, What's your sign? Stop."
    By: Unknown
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  • "I can tell that you want me. Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
    By: Unknown
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  • "I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
    By: Unknown
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  • "Haven't we met before? Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
    By: Unknown
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  • "I know how to please a woman. Then please leave me alone."
    By: Unknown
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  • "What sign were you born under? No Parking."
    By: Unknown
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  • "I'd like to call you. What's your number? It's in the phone book. But I don't know your name. That's in the phone book too."
    By: Unknown
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  • "So, wanna go back to my place? Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
    By: Unknown
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  • "Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
    By: Unknown
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  • "He: So what do you do for a living? She: Female impersonator."
    By: Unknown
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  • "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
    By: Unknown
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  • "You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon."
    By: Unknown
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  • "You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room."
    By: Unknown
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