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- "Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar
bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on
half of it and hand it to them. Then say, how about you call me tomorrow
and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"
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- "Walk up and say, Yes? What? Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to
make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
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- "(Walk over to her)Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk
about it."
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- "Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, I'm not really
this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
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- "This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single."
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- "This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to
us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!"
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- "This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you
had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line."
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- "There's an aura about you that's hidden and I want to bring that aura out."
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- "There was no color in the world until I met you."
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- "There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you."
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- "There is much more here than what meets the eye."
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- "There aren't enough O's in the word smooth to describe how smooth you
are."
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- "The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name."
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- "That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank
you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you."
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- "(Talk to her) Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything I wish I
could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because
(her name) you are the wind beneath my wings."
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- "Take a chance on me."
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