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Pickup Lines Quotes
- "(Person walks in, and you say:) And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!"
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- "Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?"
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- "You sure are a masterpiece."
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- "(Open and close wallet quickly) Here's my Fine Arts Connoisseur diploma."
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- "Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the you'll do way."
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- "Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?"
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- "Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!"
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- "Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you."
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- "Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!"
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- "My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic
personality."
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- "My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to."
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- "My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going."
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- "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."
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- "My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?"
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- "My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love."
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- "My leech would like you as a new host."
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- "We are always beginning to live, but are never living."
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- "Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again."
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- ""The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.""
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- ""Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.""
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