Bumper Stickers Quotes
So many pedestrians, so little time.
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
Honk if you love cheeses.
Carlsbad Caverns: 22% more cavities.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
No radio. Already stolen.
Who cares who's on board?
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.