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• "Physically pffffffft!"
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• "I need somebody bad. Are you bad?"
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• "Annapolis--A drinking town with a sailing problem."
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• "I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax."
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• "Life is short, make fun of it."
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• "My reality check just bounced."
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• "At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot."
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• "I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes."
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• "On the front: 60 is not old. On the back: ...If you're a tree."
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• "I childproofed my house, but they still get in."
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• "I is a college student."
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• "Mediocrity thrives on standardization."
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• "Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool."
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• "You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."
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• "She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower."
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• "All men are idiots....I married their king."
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