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• "A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
  By: Unknown
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• "They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it"
  By: Gracie Allen
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• "It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right"
  By: Moliere
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• "I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle" and the other one isn't"
  By: Ulysses S. Grant
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• "Ever notice that fifteen minutes into a Jerry Lewis telethon you start rooting for the disease?"
  By: Jim Sherbert
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• "Life's a whore and I'm broke."
  By: Unknown
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• "There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot"
  By: Steven Wright
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• "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
  By: Unknown
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• "I don't know whether the world is run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it."
  By: Unknown
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• "Christmas is at our throats again"
  By: Noel Coward, annual holiday card
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• "Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun."
  By: Unknown
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• "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
  By: Unknown
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• "Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
  By: Unknown
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• "Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the Law!"
  By: NASA briefing slide
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• "If electricity is produced by electrons, is morality produced by morons?"
  By: Unknown
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• "You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."
  By: Unknown
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