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• "You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."
  By: Unknown
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• "Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine"
  By: David Moulton
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• "America: The Land of Opportunism."
  By: Unknown
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• "When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes"
  By: Henry Miller
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• "The only problem with Baptists is they don't hold them under long enough."
  By: Unknown
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• "Any book worth banning is a book worth reading."
  By: Unknown
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• "If Jesus was Jewish why does he have a Mexican name?"
  By: Unknown
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• "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup."
  By: Unknown
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• "... when your gal ain't just a dish, she's a whole set of china ..."
  By: Unknown
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• "She's a witch!" "A witch? How do you know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "Uh . . . I got better."
  By: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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• "You can fool too many of the people too much of the time."
  By: James Thurber
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• "It has been said that thousands of monkeys banging on keyboards would produce the complete works of Shakespeare. The internet has proven this to be untrue."
  By: unknown
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• "Every absurdity has a champion to defend it."
  By: unknown
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• "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
  By: unknown
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• "A certain combination of incompetence and indifference can cause almost as much suffering as the most acute malevolence."
  By: Bruce Catton, A Stillness at Appomattox, (1953)
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• "Dullard: Someone who looks up a thing in the encyclopedia, turns directly to the entry, reads it, and then closes the book."
  By: Philip Jose Farmer
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