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  • "Dullard: Someone who looks up a thing in the encyclopedia, turns directly to the entry, reads it, and then closes the book."
    By: Philip Jose Farmer
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  • "Why do most people think their own impoverished lives must be the norm of the universe?"
    By: Poul Anderson
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  • "The next time I send a damn fool on an errand, I'll go myself."
    By: Dan Stole
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  • "Stupidity has a certain charm -- ignorance does not."
    By: Frank Zappa
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  • "The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."
    By: Frank Zappa
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  • "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence."
    By: Edgar Allen Poe
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  • "Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."
    By: Henry David Thoreau
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  • "Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference."
    By: unknown
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  • "Nobody ever went broke by underestimating the intelligence or taste of the American public."
    By: HL Mencken and/or PT Barnum
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  • "A great many open minds should be closed for repairs."
    By: Toledo Blade
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  • "'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
    By: Samuel Johnson
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  • "There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action."
    By: Goethe
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  • "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it."
    By: Upton Sinclair
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  • "The Religious Right. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
    By: unknown
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  • "A crowded elevator smells different to a midget."
    By: Unknown
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  • "Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled."
    By: Unknown
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