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• "Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled."
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• "The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world."
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• "Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"
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• "Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative."
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• "Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?"
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• "Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted."
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• "Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive."
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• "I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."
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• "Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley."
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• "If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!!"
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• "There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's."
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• "The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value."
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• "I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected."
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• "Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
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• "Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
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• "How do I set my laser printer on stun?"
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