Bumper Stickers Quotes

• "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
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• "How is it possible to have a civil war?"
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• "If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?"
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• "If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?"
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• "If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"
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• "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"
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• "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Implants?"
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• "Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been.""
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• "If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"
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• "If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"
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• "I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner."
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• "Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"
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• "If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?"
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• "If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy."
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• "Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!"
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• "My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that."
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