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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
Too many freaks not enough circuses
Better living through denial
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it.

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