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Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it.
Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Anarchy is better than no government at all.