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Funny Friendship Quotes

  • "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
    By: C.S. Lewis
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  • "Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families."
    By: Anonymous
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  • ".It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
    By: John Leonard
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  • ".Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
    By: Thomas Jones
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  • "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old ***, and ready money."
    By: Benjamin Franklin
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  • "Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her the better for it. Neatness and fashion are enough for the former, and a something of shabbiness or impropriety will be most endearing to the latter."
    By: Jane Austen
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  • "Where youth and diffidence are united, it requires uncommon steadiness of reason to resist the attraction of being called the most charming girl in the world."
    By: Jane Austen
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  • "Where an opinion is general, it is usually correct."
    By: Jane Austen
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  • "What wild imaginations one forms where dear self is concerned! How sure to be mistaken!"
    By: Jane Austen
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  • "What is right to be done cannot be done too soon."
    By: Jane Austen
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  • "We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be."
    By: Jane Austen
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  • "We do not look in our great cities for our best morality."
    By: Jane Austen
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  • "Vanity working on a weak head, produces every sort of mischief."
    By: Jane Austen
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  • "Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves; vanity, to what we would have others think of us."
    By: Jane Austen
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  • "To look almost pretty, is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain the first fifteen years of her life, than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive."
    By: Jane Austen
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