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- "If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
By: Steven Wright. Funny Quotes
- "Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?"
By: Bart Simpson Funny Quotes
- "If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?"
By: Amy Funny Quotes
- "If your left leg was easter, and your right leg was christmas, would i be able to meet you inbetween the holidays?"
By: Josh Longden Funny Quotes
- "Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree"
By: Lisa Bryant Funny Quotes
- "I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!"
By: Anon Funny Quotes
- "You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."
By: Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes
- "What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football."
By: Stuart Hall, (radio 5 live commentator) Funny Quotes
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