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  • "The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only."
    By: Thomas Hobbes
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  • "A mistake is a Buddhist gift. Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams."
    By: Terry Gilliam
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  • "In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world, and their dominion is suspended only for brief periods."
    By: Schopenhauer, Arthur
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  • "61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam.. two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in the sun."
    By: Saiom Shriver
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  • "Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings The animal made by human commitee had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet .. frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved sheep's eyes which watched the devourers calf brains which contained Mad Cow and God sent angels to wipe all violence from the earth from this day forth ฉ S N Shriver."
    By: S N Shriver
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  • "People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of civilization."
    By: Repplier, Agnes
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  • "It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half."
    By: Percy Johnston
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  • "There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher."
    By: Oliver Goldsmith
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  • "The rain in the Ukraine falls mainly not on the plains."
    By: O Anna Niemus
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  • "Tom Delay did bugs exterminate before he did kid soldiers terminate. Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright about how many died in the last fortnight."
    By: O Anna Niemus
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  • "In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence and loathing seizes him."
    By: Nietzsche, Friedrich
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  • "In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence... and loathing seizes him."
    By: Nietzsche
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  • "In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap."
    By: Napoleon Bonaparte
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  • "From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step."
    By: Napoleon
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  • "We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the hateful words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people."
    By: Martin Luther King Jr.
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  • "Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion of their oppressors? Source: Diane Rehm Show guest."
    By: Mahatma Gandhi
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  • "When I look into the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes."
    By: Oprah Winfrey
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  • "For a person who lives 100 years in the future, the present comes as no surprise."
    By: Viktor Schauberger
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  • "There's no reason people who work have to be resigned to situations and endure circumstances when we all possess the power to create better futures."
    By: John Renesch
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  • "To make of human affairs a coherent, precise, predictable whole one must ignore or suppress man as he really is. It is by eliminating man from their equation that the makers of history can predict the future, and the writers of history can give a pattern to the past."
    By: Eric Hoffer
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  • "Our present addiction to pollsters and forecasters is a symptom of our chronic uncertainty about the future... We watch our experts read the entrails of statistical tables and graphs the way the ancients watched their soothsayers read the entrails of a chicken."
    By: Eric Hoffer
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  • "When I stop learning something new and start talking about the past versus the future, I will go."
    By: Jack Welch
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  • "The future is the past returning through another gate."
    By: Arnold Glasgow
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  • "I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life."
    By: George Burns
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