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• "If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue."
  By: Sears, Roebuck, and Co. Consumer's Guide, 1897
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• "First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII - and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure."
  By: Douglas Adams
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• "Don't tell my mother I work in an advertising agency - she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse."
  By: Jacques Seguela
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• "When the historian of the Twentieth Century shall have finished his narrative, and comes searching for the subtitle which shall best express the spirit of the period, we think it not at all unlikely that he may select The Age of Advertising for the purpose."
  By: Printers' Ink, 27 May 1915
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• "History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that."
  By: Malcolm Muggeridge, quoted in Eric Clark, The Want Makers: Inside the World of Advertising, 1988
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• "Our society's values are being corrupted by advertising's insistence on the equation: Youth equals popularity, popularity equals success, success equals happiness."
  By: John Fisher, The Plot to Make You Buy, 1968
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• "In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV."
  By: Erma Bombeck
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• "Advertising is only another form of statistics."
  By: Hartman Jule
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• "So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free."
  By: Jason Love
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• "Advertising is a bit like playing make-believe."
  By: Hartman Jule
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• "Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine."
  By: David Ogilvy
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• "Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does."
  By: Steuart Henderson Britt
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• "The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn’t mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch."
  By: George Carlin(When will Jesus bring the Porkchops?)
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• "They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport."
  By: George Carlin (Napalm and Silly Putty)
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• "The thing I miss about Air Force One is they don't lose my luggage."
  By: George Bush Sr.
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