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• "The thing I miss about Air Force One is they don't lose my luggage."
  By: George Bush Sr.
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• "I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It’s just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope."
  By: Erma Bombeck (When you look like your passport photo...)
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• "Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus."
  By: Erma Bombeck (When you look like your passport photo...)
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• "I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky."
  By: Erma Bombeck (When you look like your passport photo...)
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• "Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security."
  By: Dave Barry (Boogers are my Beat)
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• "Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare."
  By: Dave Barry (Dave Barry is not making this up)
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• "In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes."
  By: Dave Barry (Dave Barry is not taking this Sitting Down)
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• "This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be fed an estimated total of four peanuts."
  By: Dave Barry (Dave Barry is not taking this Sitting Down)
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• "Motto of the U.S. airline industry - We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."
  By: Dave Barry (Dave Barry is not taking this Sitting Down)
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• "I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around."
  By: Dave Barry (Dave Barry is not taking this Sitting Down)
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• "If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life."
  By: Dave Barry (Only Travel Guide you'll ever need)
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• "Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It’s intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as mineral and linoleum."
  By: Dave Barry (Only Travel Guide you'll ever need)
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• "A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O’Hare, you can't get there at all."
  By: Dave Barry (Only Travel Guide you'll ever need)
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• "This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream."
  By: Dave Barry (Only Travel Guide you'll ever need)
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• "The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent storm-tossed seas for months at a time. My family and I arrived by modern commercial aviation, which was infinitely worse."
  By: Dave Barry (Dave Barry Talks Back)
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• "Old-Timers Games, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful."
  By: Casey Stengel
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