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• "Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store."
  By: Miss Piggy
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• "Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity."
  By: Nick Diamos
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• "Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even."
  By: James Carville
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• "Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guy's out dancing."
  By: Buddy Hackett
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• "You've got to take the bitter with the sour."
  By: Samuel Goldwyn
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• "When your conscience says law is immoral, don't follow it."
  By: Jack Kevorkian
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• "What the hell--you might be right, you might be wrong...but don't just avoid."
  By: Katherine Hepburn
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• "The worst crime is faking it."
  By: Kurt Cobain
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• "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
  By: Roseanne Arnold
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• "Stay humble. Always answer the phone, no matter who else is in the car."
  By: Jack Lemmon
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• "Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs."
  By: Miss Piggy
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• "Oh, grow up!"
  By: Joan Rivers
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• "Often you just have to rely on your intuition."
  By: Bill Gates, Microsoft
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• "No problem is so large it cannot be run away from."
  By: Charles M. Schultz (Peanuts)
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• "Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money."
  By: Groucho Marx
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• "It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office."
  By: Shirley MacLaine
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