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- "Have no fear of perfection- you'll never reach it."
By: Salvador Dali Advice Quotes
- "Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, drugs are dumb and self-indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb."
By: Courtney Love Advice Quotes
- "Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner."
By: George Burns Advice Quotes
- "Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff."
By: Will Rogers Advice Quotes
- "Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too."
By: George Burns Advice Quotes
- "Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home."
By: Phyllis Diller Advice Quotes
- "Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it’s looks, most women know otherwise."
By: Kathleen Turner (1986) Advice Quotes
- "Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let’s not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources."
By: Ronald Reagan (10 Sept. 1980) Advice Quotes
- "We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us."
By: Joseph Campbell Advice Quotes
- "If at first you dosucceed, try not to look astonished!"
By: unknown Advice Quotes
- "Trust everyone, but cut the cards."
By: Finley Peter Dunne Advice Quotes
- "Evidence suggests that if we use an increase in our incomes, as many of us do, to buy bigger houses and more expensive cars, then we do not end up any happier than before. But if we use an increase in our incomes to buy more of certain inconspicuous goods -- such as freedom from a long commute or a stressful job -- then the evidence paints a very different picture. Reallocating our time and money in these and similar ways would result in healthier, longer -- and happier -- lives."
By: Robert Frank, professor of economics, Cornell University Advice Quotes
- "Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg."
By: unknown Advice Quotes
- "Only a life lived for others is a life worth while."
By: Albert Einstein Advice Quotes
- "Be kind; everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
By: Plato Advice Quotes
- "Ill habits gather by unseen degrees -- As brooks make rivers, rivers run to seas."
By: John Dryden Advice Quotes

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