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- "If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed"
By: Kate Halverson Advice Quotes
- "If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it."
By: H.Jackson Brown, Jr. - Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Advice Quotes
- "If A equals success, then the formula is: A X + Y + Z, X is work.Y is play.Z is keep your mouth shut."
By: Albert Einstein (1879-1955) Advice Quotes
- "I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker."Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said."They need you in order to have the party, but no one expects you to say very much.""
By: Anthony Lake , national security advisor, at University of Massachusetts, Amherst, Graduation 1995 Advice Quotes
- "Give the people not hell, but hope and courage."
By: John Murray Advice Quotes
- "For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home."
By: David Letterman , CBS Late Show, demonstrating the Donut-o-pult, 1995 Advice Quotes
- "For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron.For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack."
By: Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea) Advice Quotes
- "Everything should be as simple as it is, but not simpler."
By: Albert Einstein (1879-1955) Advice Quotes
- "Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30.""
By: Anonymous Advice Quotes
- "Don't look back - something might be gaining on you."
By: Satchel Paige Advice Quotes
- "Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors.Try to be better than yourself."
By: William Faulkner Advice Quotes
- "Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it."
By: Anonymous Advice Quotes
- "Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes."
By: Brendan Hills Advice Quotes
- "Change before you have to."
By: Jack Welch Advice Quotes
- "Beware of small expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship."
By: Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) Advice Quotes
- "Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance."
By: King George V Advice Quotes

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