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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Aw, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's.

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.

You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.

Ah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?

I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming.

Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.

You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!