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Before arguing with your boss, make absolutely sure you’re right, and then let the matter drop.

Before you have an argument with your boss, you’d better take a good look at both sides: his side and the outside.

Nothing improves a joke more than telling it to your employees.

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t very far from retirement.

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

There is nothing so pleasing to the typical manager as the sound of his own voice echoing through the empty heads of an ignorant workforce.

Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Are we going to be a services power? The double-cheeseburger-hold-the-mayo kings of the world?

There is one rule for industrialists and that is: Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible.

Too many of us, when we accomplish what we set out to do, exclaim, See what I have done! instead of saying, See where I have been led.