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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

Being a celebrity doesn't even seem to keep the fleas off our dogs — and if being a celebrity won't give me an advantage over a couple of fleas, then I guess there can't be much in being a celebrity after all.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

You have to remember, Frank Sinatra is 82 years old, which is 240 in your years. He's lived three lifetimes! He has good and bad days. He can't run ... around as fast as he used to.

I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses.

I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs.

I owe everything - my success and happiness - to men.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported.

I love the way men smell. I love the way they taste, their texture, the way they're built.