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- "I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."
By: Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC Celebrities Quotes
- "I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults."
By: David Lee Roth Celebrities Quotes
- "I'm not an egomaniac like a lot of people say. But I am the world's best dancer, that's for sure."
By: Michael Flatley Celebrities Quotes
- "Filipinos want beauty. I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have a star to look at from their slums."
By: Imelda Marcos Celebrities Quotes
- "I mean, it's unheard of for somebody to hit 70 home runs, so I'm like in awe of myself right now."
By: St. Louis Cardinals slugger Mark McGwire after finishing the baseball season with a two-homer day, giving him a record 70 for the year. Sept. 27, 1998. Celebrities Quotes
- "I'm the Connie Francis of rock 'n' roll."
By: Elton John Celebrities Quotes
- "I do not impersonate women. How many women do you know who march around in 7-inch heels, 3-foot wigs and skin-tight outfits? Women don't wear that, drag queens wear that! The public persona of RuPaul is just a fabulous, eye-popping celebrity package designed to work well in front of the camera."
By: RuPaul Celebrities Quotes
- "I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little."
By: Candice Bergen, 1984 Celebrities Quotes
- "I've got a talent to act. No matter what any newspaper says about me, I am one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and I know it."
By: Jean-Claude van Damme, 1993 Celebrities Quotes
- "I admit I do have a very nice butt. Some say my career was built on it!"
By: Jean-Claude Van Damme Celebrities Quotes
- "I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed."
By: Robert Frost Celebrities Quotes
- "There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up."
By: Pat Boone Celebrities Quotes
- "I'm just an old maid with an attraction to men."
By: Janet Reno Celebrities Quotes
- "I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh."
By: John Osborne Celebrities Quotes
- "I love karate, it's like a bible to me. But deep inside I'm so I mean, I'm so sensitive."
By: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Aug. 23, 1991 Celebrities Quotes
- "God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants."
By: Jonathan Winters Celebrities Quotes

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