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- "I regret that if my referencing that moment of trauma for our entire nation and in particular the Kennedy family was in any way offensive. I certainly had no intention of that whatsoever."
By: Hillary Clinton Celebrities Quotes
- "I congratulate him on the victory he has won and the extraordinary race he has run. I endorse him, and throw my full support behind him. And I ask all of you to join me in working as hard for Barack Obama as you have for me...So today, I am standing with Senator Obama to say: Yes we can...We will make history together as we write the next chapter in America’s story."
By: Hillary Clinton Celebrities Quotes
- "Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.
(on infamous Scotland soccer manager Ally McLeod)"
By: Billy Connolly (b. 1942) - Scottish comedian, actor, musician Celebrities Quotes
- "I'm now a Doctor of Letters. Most of them Fs and Bs.
(after receiving an honorary degree from Glasgow University)"
By: Billy Connolly (b. 1942) - Scottish comedian, actor, musician Celebrities Quotes
- "Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's."
By: Billy Connolly (b. 1942) - Scottish comedian, actor, musician Celebrities Quotes
- "American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head - supposedly for people to drive along the freeway with."
By: Billy Connolly (b. 1942) - Scottish comedian, actor, musician Celebrities Quotes
- "Two guys are talking and one says to the other: What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time? The other one says, I'd sh*g everything that moved...What would you do? And he says, I'd stand perfectly still."
By: Billy Connolly (b. 1942) - Scottish comedian, actor, musician Celebrities Quotes
- "I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times."
By: - Bruce Lee Celebrities Quotes
- "Don't think, feel!
It is like a finger pointing away to the moon.
Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."
By: - Bruce Lee Celebrities Quotes
- "A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
By: - Bruce Lee Celebrities Quotes
- "What the world needs now is love, sweet love. It's the only thing that there is just too little of."
By: Jackie Del Shannon; Dionne Warwick, What The World Needs Now Is Love Celebrities Quotes
- "We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year."
By: Pink Floyd, Wish You Were Here Celebrities Quotes
- "We're going to Surf City, gonna have some fun. Now, two girls for every boy."
By: Jan and Dean, Surf City Celebrities Quotes
- "Well, you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind. You don't pull on the mask of old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim."
By: Jim Croce, You Don't Mess Around With Jim Celebrities Quotes
- "Too many churches and not enough truth."
By: The Guess Who, Undone Celebrities Quotes
- "Time can bring you down, time can bend your knees."
By: Eric Clapton, Tears In Heaven. Celebrities Quotes

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