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Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage.
When sex gets problematic, the totalitarianist walks in.
When I'm getting serious about a girl, I show her Rio Bravo and she better fucking like it.
That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, while the man seems careless and indifferent.
Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call.
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
In married life three is company and two is none.
If you've been dating a man for four months and you haven't met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend.
If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her.