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Those who can -- do. Those who can't -- teach.

The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all.

The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that.

Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism.

Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'

No one's going to be able to operate without a grounding in the basic sciences. Language would be helpful, although English is becoming increasingly international. And travel. You have to have a global attitude.

Most of what you learn in the first four years of elementary school will be valid all your life. Most of what you learn in four years of college won't be. This is another reason some people contend grade school teachers should be paid more than university professors.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

I've never let my school interfere with my education.