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  • "Whose yesterdays look backwards with a smile."
    By: Edward Young
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  • "You were intended not only to work, but to rest, laugh, play, and have proper leisure and enjoyment. To develop an all-around personality you must have interest outside of your regular vocation that will serve to balance your business responsibilities."
    By: Grenville Kleiser
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  • "You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile."
    By: Unknown
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  • "If you want to make people laugh, your face must remain serious."
    By: Giovanni Giacomo Casanova de Seingalt
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  • "It said what a terrible world this was — with a smile on its face"
    By: Jerry Dammers
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  • "I would not exchange the laughter of my heart for the fortunes of the multitudes; nor would I be content with converting my tears, invited by my agonized self, into calm. It is my fervent hope that my whole life on this earth will ever be tears and laughter."
    By: Kahlil Gibran
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  • "Those are a success who have lived well, laughed often, and loved much; who have gained the respect of intelligent people and the love of children, who have filled their niche and accomplished their task, who leave the world better than they found it, whether by a perfect poem or a rescued soul; who never lacked appreciation of the earth's beauty or failed to express it; who looked for the best in others and gave the best they had."
    By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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  • "You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much."
    By: Unknown
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  • "All kin' o' smily round the lips, An' teary round the lashes."
    By: James Russell Lowell
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  • "Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available."
    By: Jim Beggs
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  • "Smiles are the soul’s kisses."
    By: Minna Thomas Antrim
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  • "He has smiled on our undertakings. —Annuit coeptis"
    By: Publius Vergilius Maro Vergil, Virgil
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  • "‘Tis easy enough to be pleasant When life flows along like a song, But the man worthwhile is the man who will smile When everything goes dead wrong."
    By: Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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  • "A little smile adds a great deal to your face value."
    By: Unknown
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  • "With a smile on her lips and a tear in her eye."
    By: Sir Walter Scott
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