Funny Quotes

With a smile on her lips and a tear in her eye.

Simple and faithless as a smile and shake of the hand.

Smile with an intent to do mischief, or cozen him whom he salutes.

I have no desire to move mountains, construct monuments, or leave behind in my wake material evidence of my existence. But, in the final recollection, if the essence of my being has caused a smile to have appeared upon your face or a touch of joy within your heart . . . Then in living—I have made my mark.

Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other — it doesn't matter who it is — and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other.

A smile confuses an approaching frown.

Smile and go crazy. It's the only way to keep sane.

Sometimes just a smile on our face can help to make this world a better place.

The social smile, the sympathetic tear.

It’s hard to look pleasant when anguish is present, and yet it is strictly worth while; Not all of your scowling and fussing and growling can show off your grit like a smile.

Smile — It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

The shortest distance between new friends is a smile.

Smile: if you can't lift the corners, let the middle sag.

When you smile, people are drawn to you. When you frown, you repel them.

The Utopians feel that slaughtering our fellow creatures gradually destroys the sense of compassion, which is the finest sentiment of which our human nature is capable.

There are some things that are so serious that you have to laugh at them.