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- "I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
By: ^Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
- "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."
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- "Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
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- "Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
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- "Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
By: ^Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
- "A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five."
By: ^Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
- "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
By: ^Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
- "Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
By: ^Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
- "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
By: ^Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
- "If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
By: ^Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
- "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
By: ^Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
- "Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
By: ^Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
- "She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
By: ^Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
- "Either the man is dead, or my watch has stopped."
By: ^Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
- "A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
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- "I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
By: ^Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
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- "Now what sort of man or woman or monster would stroke a centipede I have ever seen? ''And here is my good big centipede!'' If such a man exists, I say kill him without more ado. He is a traitor to the human race."
By: William S. Burroughs Women Quotes
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- "Do not train a child to learn by force or harshness; but direct them to it by what amuses their minds, so that you may be better able to discover with accuracy the peculiar bent of the genius of each."
By: Plato Greek philosopher (427 BC - 347 BC) Child Quotes
- "At great periods you have always felt, deep within you, the temptation to commit suicide. You gave yourself to it, breached your own defenses. You were a child. The idea of suicide was a protest against life; by dying, you would escape this longing for death."
By: Cesare Pavese Child Quotes
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- "A child is beset with long traditions. And his infancy is so old, so old, that the mere adding of years in the life to follow will not seem to throw it further back - it is already so far."
By: Alice Meynell Child Quotes
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By: Norman Mailer Child Quotes
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