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A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around.

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

They’re lawyers. That’s Latin for liars!

Fun and failure both start out the same way.

If the people of New Zealand want to be a part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands and push them closer.

Any man who can see through a woman is missing a lot.

When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

I’m asking for your vote. For those of you for me, thanks for your help. For those of you for my opponent, please only vote once.

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody’s satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV’s all over the world.

Color television? Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.