Funny Quotes

• "Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence."
  By: ^Anonymous
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• "A stronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things."
  By: ^Anonymous
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• "On a tombstone: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
  By: ^Anonymous
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• "Writing about music is like dancing about architecture."
  By: ^Anonymous
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• "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
  By: ^Woody Allen
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• "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
  By: ^Douglas Adams
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• "A drink a day keeps the shrink away."
  By: ^Edward Abbey
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• "Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?"
  By: ^Unknown
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• "Do babies produce more spit than adults?"
  By: ^Unknown
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• "How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?"
  By: ^Unknown
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• "Do cows have calf muscles?"
  By: ^Unknown
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• "Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?"
  By: ^Unknown
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• "If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?"
  By: ^Unknown
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• "If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?"
  By: ^Unknown
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• "Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?"
  By: ^Unknown
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• "If you died with braces on would they take them off?"
  By: ^Unknown
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