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• "If you died with braces on would they take them off?"
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• "If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?"
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• "Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?"
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• "Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?"
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• "If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?"
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• "Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?"
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• "Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?"
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• "Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?"
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• "How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?"
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• "Have ex-punsters been expunged?"
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• "Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?"
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• "Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?"
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• "Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?"
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• "Have ex-bankers become disinterested?"
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• "Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?"
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• "You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?"
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