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• "You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?"
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• "After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?"
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• "Can fat people go skinny-dipping?"
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• "You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?"
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• "Would a fly without wings be called a walk?"
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• "Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?"
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• "Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?"
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• "Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?"
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• "Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?"
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• "Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?"
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• "Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?"
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• "Is it because of that song?"
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• "Why is the alphabet in that order?"
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• "Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?"
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• "Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?"
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• "Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?"
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