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The bonds of wedlock are so heavy that it takes two to carry them -- sometimes three.
On November 3, 1998, when Jesse Ventura was elected Governor of Minnesota:
The people of Washington could not be more surprised if Fidel Castro came loping across the midwestern prairie on the back of a hippopotamus.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I’ll be at the airport.
Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don’t have to be good at them to enjoy them.
After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history.
You are unique, just like everyone else.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations--we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?
If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?