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• "Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?"
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• "Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?"
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• "Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?"
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• "Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?"
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• "Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?"
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• "Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?"
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• "Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?"
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• "Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?"
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• "Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?"
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• "Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?"
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• "Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?"
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• "Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?"
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• "Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?"
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• "Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?"
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• "Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?"
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• "Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?"
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