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If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?
If your left leg was easter, and your right leg was christmas, would i be able to meet you inbetween the holidays?
Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree
I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football.
If at first you don't suceed, pull your foreskin over your head (pronounced heed)
He's usually a good puller - but he couldn't get it up that time.
Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country.
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.
If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?.

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