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  • "What does a dead band sound like?"
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  • "Why do bars advertise live bands?"
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  • "Won't they all stop eventually?"
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  • "Why do airlines call flights nonstop?"
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  • "Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force?"
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  • "Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"
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  • "Why aren't there bulletproof pants?"
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  • "Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?"
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  • "Why are we afraid of falling?"
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  • "Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?"
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  • "Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?"
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  • "Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?"
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  • "Why are there never any artist's materials in a drawing room?"
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  • "Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?"
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  • "Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?"
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  • "Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?"
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    By: Oprah Winfrey
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  • "When I stop learning something new and start talking about the past versus the future, I will go."
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